June 13th 2006

World Cup
After a long session the US congress has finally agreed on the construction of a wall, not yet in the border with Mexico, but in the US National Team Goal to protect them from further embarrassment in the world cup.

Last week U.S. National Guard troops arrived in Arizona to protect the border with Mexico. The guards cannot carry guns and are not allowed to detain any illegal immigrant. They cannot stop anybody… Who did Bush send? players from the US national soccer team defense??

After watching the first match of the US soccer team in the world cup, President Bush offered Coach Bruce Arena the chance of taking care of the situation in Iraq. He could be the only person capable of planning a quick exit strategy, like the one his team will have in the world cup.

Alberto
Hurricane season started and the first tropical storm to hit the coast of Florida was named Alberto. Don’t you think it is stupid to name a Hurricane with a Spanish name? They will keep coming, and coming and coming.

Some meteorologist warned this Hurricane season is going to be very hard. Apparently they saw Alberto and lots of hurricanes crossing the border in a van.

Migraine
Researchers have found that people who suffer migraines have a higher sex drive. So I guess my wife is doing it with the milkman, because every time I want to do it with her she says she has a headache.

NSA
According to reporters, the NSA has been obtaining information of individuals that post their profile on Myspace.com. So far the NSA has arrived to the conclusion that the majority of the people in America make more than a hundred-thousand dollars a year, are between 14 and 18 years old, all with hot bodies and are willing to meet you at the mall.

Al Qaida
Al Qaida named Abu Hamza Al Muhajer the successor to Abu Musab Al Zarqawi, saying he would continue the campaign of attacks against Shiites and US and Iraqi forces. Apparently Al Qaida obtained his resume from "monster.com"

Ann Coulter
According to Amazon.com, Ann Coulter’s book is the number 1 in America. After the sales jump Coulter saw with her controversial remarks about the 9/11 widows, she is not going to stop now. Apparently she is now going against the widows of Al Zarqawi.