June 15th 2006

Bush's Mistake
During a Press conference, president Bush poked fun at a reporter for wearing sunglasses without realizing the reporter was legally blind. Later, Bush apologized to the reporter and to make up for the mistake invited the reporter to spend the afternoon watching Buster Keaton's movies.

Bush Visits Seattle
President Bush will visit the Washington state to raise money for the re-election campaign of Republican Rep. David Reichert. According to reporters Bush's visit is going to be as long in Seattle as it was in Iraq. I know coffee makes people crazy, but are people in Seattle as dangerous as people in Iraq? Is Bush afraid of the Starbuck insurgency that's why he doesn't want to overnight?

President Bush will visit the Washington state to raise money for the re-election campaign of Republican Rep. David Reichert. According to reporters it will cost $1000 to attend the reception. Now I understand why Wal-Mart hires illegal immigrants, they are cheaper, last time Mexican President Fox visited Seattle he only charged a $150 a plate. The sad story for Republican Rep. David Reichert is that with all the Mexicans in Seattle, Fox will probably raised more money than Bush.

During the same event money from a $10,000-a-person photo opportunity with the president will go to the state Republican Party for campaign activities. They'd better hurry up because in a couple of months Bush will probably have to pay to take pictures with people.

According to rumors, Bush's impersonator is charging $20 000 per photo.

Alberto

Why don't we name Hurricanes with Indian names, maybe we can outsorce them all.