October 19th 2006

I just wanna say thank you to my fried Ken, from Newsday who considered one of my jokes for his great page in the paper, I really appeciate it, it made my day, well actually the week. (it would be the month but last Saturday I played Hal Blaine's Congas in front of 1500 people, for real!!!!)Thanks Ken.....

http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun204938745oct19,0,2784673.story

Enemy Combatants....
President Bush signed a law Tuesday giving him power to declare any American an enemy combatant without rights. The article made the front page of the “New-York-Times-To-Kiss-Bush’s-Ass.”

President Bush signed a law Tuesday giving him power to declare any person in this country, American or non-American, an enemy combatant without rights. For those who complained about Bush discriminating against some people, when it comes to stripping people off their rights, Bush is an equalizer....

Nuclear Bomb
Not many Americans seem to be concerned with the nuclear tests conducted by North Korea. The only blow Americans are worried about now is if Democrats blow the midterm elections.....

Halloween
President Bush is thinking of asking congress for a special bill to cancel Halloween this year, because 2 scary days in just seven days can kill Dick Chenney.

McCain
During an interview, Senator John McCain joked about committing suicide if the Democrats win the election. Immediately after those comments some Republicans decided to vote for the Democrats and gladly bought him a gun.

Congress
75 percent of respondents to a CNN poll said Congress is out of touch. The other 25 percent were Congressional Pages.

In other News...
According to a new study by the Brookings Institution's Brown Center on Education Policy, the more real-life examples teachers use to teach math in class, the dumber their students turn out to be. Apparently most students that learned fractions with the Pizza example now deliver pizzas for Pizza Hut

Las Vegas casino resort developer Steve Wynn inadvertently put a hole in a Picasso painting he agreed a day earlier to sell for $139 million. A hole worth so much money, only Rush Limbaugh can beat that.