October 16th 2006

300 million
America's population will hit 300 million on Tuesday morning. You know who is also going to hit 300 million pretty soon? Heather Mills after the divorce.....

America's population will hit 300 million on Tuesday morning. Confetti and balloons have been arranged at the border with Mexico to welcome the lucky one.

TV
The TV show "Heroes" has turned into one of this fall season’s TV hits. NBC named the show "Heroes" because it is one of the few programs with decent ratings on that network

Bribes
GOP Congressman Bob Ney pleaded guilty Friday to taking bribes and dinners, sports tickets and cash for political favors. He said he expects to be pardoned by President Bush, after all the sport Tickets he got were for the New York Yankees.

Politics
Despite widespread panic in the Republican establishment about the coming midterm elections, President Bush and Karl Rove are very confident the GOP is going to do well in the next elections. Unfortunately this time other Republicans do not trust their instincts because they also overheard Rove say the Raiders are favorites to win the Superbowl.

If the Democrats win enough seats in the midterm elections, Nancy Pelosi could be the first female speaker of the house in history. The GOP is already strategizing to build a bridge with Democrats for after the elections; they foresee how difficult it is going to be to make a female speaker of the house shut up

The Pentagon announced Thursday it is planning to keep the U.S. troops in Iraq for at least another four years and the withdrawal will be in tear drops. The Bush administration is really worried: Every time a general comes back, they turn their back on Bush; if all the troops come back together there could be a coup.