October 6th 2006

Mark Foley
Everybody in Congress claim that they did not know disgraced congressman Mark Foley was attracted to young teens. Some of them suspected something was going on though, specially when the former representative headed previous elections campaigns driving an ice cream truck.

A rumor initiated by other comedy writers on the internet said that Mark Foley was illiterate because he was once stuck on a page for hours. To be honest I’d rather have Foley stuck on a page for hours that him licking his finger often to turn over the pages.

Bad Memory
Secretary of State Condi Rice does not remember being warned about a possible terrorist attack before 9/11. Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert does not remember being warned about Mark Foleys’ lured e-mails with congressional pages. Apparently the only thing the Bush Administration inherited from the Regan Administration was the Alzheimer.

Streisand
Barbra Streisand opened her first U.S. tour in 12 years with a show that has a skit where an actor ridicules President Bush. Now that Republican candidates don’t want Bush close to their election campaigns, the poor Bush impersonator needs to make a buck even if it means putting up with Streisand.