October 3rd 2006

Mark Foley
US President George W. Bush this week is expected to sign a bill making it harder to place bets on the Internet. Apparently the GOP is overly concerned with one member of their party that lost his seat on the Internet playing the 16.

U.S. Rep. Mark Foley was investigated by the FBI Saturday for e-mailing teenage boys. The GOP and the Right Wing pundits had a hard time spinning this, but decided to blame the Democrats because after all it was Al Gore the one that invented the Internet.

An issue with pages is going to make it more difficult for the GOP to keep the Senate and the congress in the upcoming elections; a problem with teenage pages and the pages of Bob Woodward’s new book.

Rep. Mark Foley resigned after the revelation that he exchanged raunchy electronic messages with a page. Some political analysts don’t see this as a surprise, after all presidents Bush has been abusing the pages of the Constitution since he started.

Former Rep. Mark Foley, under FBI investigation for e-mail exchanges with teenage congressional pages, has checked himself into a rehabilitation facility for alcoholism treatment. It seems Foley was addicted to 16-year old Jack Daniels.

Terrorism
FBI officials in Washington said Sunday they worry terrorists will try to talk with organized crime in America to plot terrorist attacks. Does it mean terrorists might start calling some people in congress?

Oprah
Oprah has launched a new channel on XM radio. There’s no guarantee she is going to continue there because come Thanksgiving Oprah might jump to XL.

President Bush
President Bush and first lady Laura Bush helped plant a new tree yesterday on the north grounds of the White House. After he dug the hole to plant the tree, President Bush profited the opportunity and buried in the hole the chances to keep the senate and the congress after the Foley and Iraq’s scandals.