September 22nd 2006

Just some Friday's jokes.........

U.N. General Assembly
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says his country is peaceful and does not need a bomb. It is a pity because here in the States the TV fall season has just started and we already have several bombs we can get rid of.

President Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Hugo Chavez, spoke at the UN General Assembly and they all made a point of not listening to each other’s speeches; in TV land we call that: "The View."

During his speech at the UN general Assembly, Hugo Chavez recommended to read Professor Chomsky's 2003 book and the plug made the sales of the book soar. Several TV Networks offered Chavez his own Book Club and the hosting of an afternoon show to compete with Oprah.

Jackass 2
Jackass 2 opens today in movie theaters nationwide; not to be confused with the 2 jackasses, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez that starred in the U.N. General Assembly.

Jeffrey Skilling
Jeffrey Skilling, the convicted former CEO of Enron who's getting sentenced next month, was arrested for public intoxication in Dallas. Apparently he is drinking heavily so his future inmates will look more attractive.

Egging
Doctors at Royal Liverpool University in England studied 18,000 records of patients who received eye treatments and determined that thirteen of those patients were victims of egging injuries. Doctors advised not to throw eggs at people and also avoid tea bagging.