September 13th 2006

Fear Factor
NBC network premiered this Tuesday night a new season of Fear Factor. In a press release distributed to the media NBC executives wanted to make clear though that they didn’t air Fear Factor on Monday night; that was Bush’s speech.

Britney
According to several entertainment magazines, Britney Spears gave birth to her second son. Apparently after the birth the doctor didn’t need to slap the baby’s buttocks to make him cry, the little boy just looked around and when he saw his future family just burst into tears.

Britney Spears gave birth to her second son. Nurses said Kevin Federlaine was very ecstatic about it and shared cigars with everybody in the waiting room including his other baby Sean.

Steve Irwin
At least 10 stingrays have been found dead in Queensland waters in Australia, in what is feared to be revenge attacks for the death of Steve Irwin, the popular Australian television naturalist. According to authorities so far the main suspects are a group of unemployed crocodiles.

Bush’s Movie
A controversial British drama about the fictional assassination of US President George W Bush premiered at the Toronto Film Festival in Canada. Those who saw the movie describe the main scene as gut-wrenching; apparently the murderer hands Bush a platter full of pretzels.

The controversial film "Death of a President," a fictional documentary showing the assassination of President Bush had its first public showing in Toronto. After a short burst of applause at the movie's end, about half the audience left the theater quickly because they have to attend their campaigns for the midterm elections as Republican candidates.

Washington Post
Former Bush’s speech writer has been hired to write for the Washington Post. According to the paper this is a new campaign to try to reach a new young demographic: people between the ages of 5 to 7.

Katie Couric
Katie Couric’s ratings have gone down since the first night when she beat the other 2 networks and now CBS Evening News is back to its third place. Media experts coincide that Couric’s ratings decreased progressively as the effect of her botoxs injections faded.

Education
Duke University professor Harris Cooper wrote in a research that Elementary school students get no academic benefit from homework. Lots of families are now suing the schools for causing so much stomach problems to their dogs that have been eating the homework.

A woman admitted to smoking marijuana daily with her 13-year-old son to reward him for completing his homework. According to the woman the rewarding system is working perfectly and her son is definitely going to get high in life.