September 5th 2006

Boat Accident
There was a serious accident in Lake Texoma, Oklahoma, when one speedboat crashed into another during the High Roller Poker Run. Apparently both pilots were screaming they were about to collide but both of them thought the other was bluffing.

Terrorism
According to a survey almost 65% of Americans believe the war in Iraq has created more terrorists. If we consider Bush’s ratings plummeted, and anybody that disagrees with his administration is called a terrorist, it makes a lot of sense.

Bribes
According to CEI Consulting and research, every year, there's about $128 billion of bribing going on in Mexico. When Tom Delay heard the news He rushed to the store to buy Spanish for Dummies.

Rove
Authors James Moore and Wayne Slater wrote a book that reveals Karl Rove's father, Louis Rove, was homosexual. Maybe the Bush administration misinterpreted Karl Rove on his instructions to adress Americans and he didn’t say criticize Islamo Fascism but Islamo Fashion.

Snoring
A new survey by the British Snoring and Sleep Apnea Association finds that 25% of people say that snoring is destroying their sex life. Most men claim their wives' snoring don't let them concentrate while they’re having sex with their maids.

A new survey by the British Snoring and Sleep Apnea Association finds that 25% of people say that snoring is destroying their sex life. Most husbands complain that it is already difficult to do it with their wives while they are sleeping let alone if they snore.

Rush
According to some internet rumors, talk radio host Rush Limbaugh will reportedly join Katie Couric this week on the CBS Evening News. Apparently now the "drive by" media Rush always talks about will need a huge car to drive him around.