August 28th 2006

Ernesto
Hurricane Ernesto hit Cuba today. According to the National Hurricane Center if Ernesto picks up speed and continues moving to Florida it means Fidel Castro is healthy.

The National Hurricane Center estimated that Hurricane Ernesto might hit the coast of Florida this Tuesday. The New York Yankees and the Mets scouts are already there.

On its way to Florida Hurricane Ernesto reduced its speed to almost 50 mph. According to the National Hurricane Center even Hurricanes are following tips to save gas.

Pat Buchanan

Pro-Latino groups are saying that Pat Buchanan’s new book is hateful towards them and it was released at this time on purpose to hurt the chances of a comprehensive immigration reform to be passed in Congress. Buchanan claimed that he wanted to be done with the book earlier but the darn gardeners and their noisy leaf-blowers didn’t let him concentrate.

On his latest book, Pat Buchanan says illegal immigration from poor and developing countries will ruin the United States. At least he doesn’t need to be detained for drunken-driving to know who he hates.

Emmys
NBC network might be in trouble for opening the Emmy telecast with a plane crash sketch just hours after a plane crashed in Kentucky killing 49 people. Executives claimed they had already prepared the sketch before the accident and were about to postpone it but they thought is NBC and nobody is watching.

NBC network might be in trouble for opening the Emmy telecast with a plane crash sketch just hours after a plane crashed in Kentucky killing 49 people. Other thing that might be crashing after this: Conan’s career.

After watching some of the faces at the Emmys, don’t you wish they would also confiscate all make-up before any award ceremony?

Most of the reporters said that this Emmy Awards ceremony was one of the most confusing in history. They still don’t know if the person reporting from the red carpet was Joan Rivers, or Barry Manilow, if the one that sung in honor of Dick Clark was Joan Rivers or Kenny Rogers, or if the one that received an Emmy was Barry Mallow or Farrah Fawcett.

In other News ...

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said that the U.S. "catch-and-release" immigration policy has officially ended. From now onwards illegal immigrants in the U.S. will not be released immediately after they are caught.. Shouldn’t we do the same with members of congress?

People Magazine is reporting that Kevin Federline is filming a guest-starring role on TV's top-rated drama CSI. Kevin will be playing a serial killer who thinks he is Vanilla Ice and kills rap music.