August 17th 2006

Iranian president.
The Iranian President registered his own web site this Monday. Apparently after the cease-fire, Iran has to look for creative ways to sell those katyusha rockets.

The Iranian President registered his own web site this Monday. So far the web site’s getting hit only by the Bush Administration.

White House shooting
Former NBA player Lonny Baxter was arrested by the secret service after shots were fired from a vehicle near the White House. Apparently security became suspicious because gunshots are not common when Cheney is on vacation.

Former NBA player Lonny Baxter was arrested by the secret service after shots were fired from a vehicle near the White House. It is not confirmed but the NBA player is thought to be mad at the Bush administration for having his $300 sneakers confiscated by a security screener at the airport.

Airport security
According to a survey, Americans are trying to relate to people by becoming members of different clubs. The only club loosing members is the Mile-High club since airlines are confiscating the lube from carry-on luggages.

Fighter jets escorted a London-to-Washington, D.C., flight to Boston's Logan airport Wednesday after a female passenger caused a disturbance. Authorities revealed they are not prepared yet for that-time-of-the-month-type-of-terrorist-attacks.

Starbugs!
Starbucks employees in New York claim that their stores are bug infested and owners are doing nothing about it. The company strongly denied the allegations and used their airtime to promote their new drinks: Cioccolata Mouse Frappuccino, and Rat-a Latte

Starbucks employees in New York claim that their stores are bug infested and owners are doing nothing about it. Apparently the roaches, rats and other vermin come double grande, with extra foam and fat .

In other news....
Nicolle Richie said she is sick and tired of being called skinny. That is what the media believed she said because it is hard to understand her when she talks with 2 fingers in her mouth.

Jazz singer Tony Bennet is turning 80 this week, His hair only 35.

A man suspected in the slaying of 6-year-old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey was arrested, to what OJ said: I told you so.........