August 7th 2006

Bush
Socialite Paris Hilton admitted in an interview that she collects $500,000 in fees just to show up at parties and other events. That is coincidentally the same amount of money Republicans candidates are paying Bush not to show up to their events.

Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson is trying to make amends with the Jewish community and promised to remake the Passion of The Christ. Apparently in the newest version, Jesus is not crucified by the Jews and only gets 10 days of community service.

Reuters is being accused of doctoring pictures of the war in the Middle east adding smoke and some buildings to the photo of an Israeli air strike on Beirut. According to Reuters, they just tried to hide inflammatory images of Mel Gibson next to the Hezbollah’s rocket launchers.

Reuters
A Reuters photographer accused of doctoring pictures of buildings in Beirut after an Israeli Air Force attack was suspended for adding smoke and buildings to the photo. Apparently he immediately received an offer from the Bush administration to take pictures of Iraq.