July 31st 2006

Mel Gibson
People in Hollywood are split when it comes to the fate of Mel Gibson’s career after his comments against Jews. Mel is much more optimistic and believes his career will resuscitate after 3 days.

Israel suspended air attacks on south Lebanon for 48 hours. According to Israeli officials the cease fire will give their military time to focus on their new enemy, Mel Gibson.

According to the media , before the police report circulated over the web, Mel Gibson had denied the arrest and claimed those handcuffs marks on his wrists were Stigmata.

Mel Gibson has been arrested for drunk driving in California. The arrest occurred right after Gibson left the set of his upcoming movie "Apocalypto" which, after Gibson’s tirade against Jews, could be an autobiography.

Mel Gibson has been arrested for drunk driving in California. While being led away, Gibson was heard saying, please don’t arrest me, you are crucifying me.

Michael More
Michael Moore said he gets lots of Republican hug. Well, you need a lot of republicans to be able to hug Michael Moore.

Michael Moore said that lately Republicans approach him and hug him. He also added that so far he is missing four wallets.

Foreign words
In a campaign to cut the use of foreign words, the Iranian president is changing foreign words like pizza and replacing it for others like "Elastic loaves". It seems they also have dominoes pizzas there.

Iran started a campaign to change foreign words. For example pizza will now be called "Elastic Loaves" and McDonalds "Elastic fat ass."