July 23rd 2006

American Idol
President Bush plans to host "American Idol" Taylor Hicks next Friday in the Oval Office. Apparently Bush wants to know if he can use Taylor's Soul Patrol to protect the border with Mexico.

Weird Fish
A fisherman in Texas caught a fish that has human-like teeth. Experts studied the fish and its crooked, yellow teeth and determined that this rare species must have come swimming from England