July 17th 2006

Bush
During a press conference President Bush said he was confident the Republican Party was going to win the Mid-term elections, until somebody explained to him that those red states in the map where not gained Republicans states but the fire spreading throughout California and Arizona.

It took a while but we finally realized that Bush’s policies in the Middle East are a hit..... A rocket hit in Israel, a rocket hit in the Lebanon, a hit on the train of India.....

Shuttle Discovery
The space shuttle Discovery could be landing this Monday unless the bad weather persists. That would force the shuttle to try to do it on Tuesday. Other people in NASA believed though that with the price of gas so high even if there’s a hailstorm the Discovery is getting its ass on land this Monday.

OZZY
There was a fire at Ozzy Osbourne’s country mansion in England and some of his valuable possessions were lost in the fire. Firefighters claimed they would have gotten to the house faster and saved everything inside but it took them 2 hours to understand Ozzy on the phone trying to tell them about the fire.

News
According to a new study, news becomes "old" after just 36 hours on the Internet, especially because every 5 minutes there’s someone else reporting some other lie in another blog.