July 6th 2006

Kenneth Lay
Kenneth Lay, the founder of Enron Corp. died , unexpectedly of a heart attack on Wednesday. The preliminary examination showed clogged coronary arteries to be the cause of death . Apparently, according to some reporters, Lay tried to unclog the arteries with a gunshot.

Kenneth Lay died unexpectedly of a heart attack on Wednesday. The preliminary examination showed clogged coronary arteries to be the cause of death. According to reporters, the inmates of the jail where Kenneth Lay was heading after being convicted of fraud, were really sad when they heard the news because they were ready to unclog those arteries themselves.

Clogged coronary arteries seemed to the reason of former Enron CEO Ken Lay’s death. It is a rare disease, the more you open your mouth the more clogged your arteries get.

Convicted former Enron CEO Ken Lay is dead. Apparently he died of stress while vacationing in his home in Colorado as we all know how stressful it could be to deal with the heavy traffic of skiers in Aspen.

North Korean Missiles
Japan was really angered and frustrated because some of the missiles that North Korea tested fell in Japanese water. Apparently the Japanese president was very disappointed because none of the missiles hit any whale.

Whose missile falls after 30 seconds? Rush Limbaugh’s

President Bush was caught off guard by the North Korea’s missiles testing this past 4th of July. In a press conference Bush told the media that he thought Korean Leader Lil Kim was still in jail according to reports in the news he saw on BET.

Rush
Vladimir Puttin, the Russian president , is very concerned with the decrease of the Russian population, and is willing to pay Russian women to have more sex to procreate more babies. Rush Limbaugh is also willing to pay women to have sex.