June 27th 2006

Heavy Rains in Washington
Heavy rains wreaked havoc all over Washington DC causing massive floods in most of the federal buildings. Now we understand why there's so much leaking in the White House.

Due to the heavy rain a lot of people lost power in the Washington DC area, most of them from the Democratic Party.

It rained so much in Capitol Hill that Patrick Kennedy crashed his boat on a barricade.

Heavy rains in the Washington DC area forced the Justice Department building to close but nobody noticed the difference.

Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription. When Limbaugh was asked why he needed Viagra, he explained he bought it to deal with his hearing problem, because he will finally be able to hear his partner moan in bed.

According to Limbaugh, a doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was ''labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh to avoid embarrassment: He probably did it to protect his partner, because it is really embarrassing for someone to admit she is having sex with Rush Limbaugh.....

Viagra for Soldiers
Scientists have found that Viagra might help soldiers in the mountains of Afghanistan because it helps them cope better with high altitudes. According to expert it also saves the army a lot of money on tents for the soldiers.

New York Times
In a recent study, the Oxford Dictionary determined that "Time" is the most used noun in the English language. According to the Bush administration the second most used noun, next to TIME should be "treason"

President Bush called it "disgraceful" that the New York Times had disclosed a secret CIA-Treasury program track millions of financial records in search of terrorist suspects. Bush was really mad at the paper for publishing the article because he had to have someone reading it to him.

Today is so hot that:
It is so hot that Britney Spears dropped her baby in a pool.
It is so hot that Angelina Jolie adopted a bunch of Eskimos.