Immigration
Elections in Mexico are to be held next Sunday and the 2 main candidates have opposing political ideas, one leaning right and the other leaning left. One wants Mexicans to come to the United States through right side of the border, the other though the left side of the border.

According to congressmen, the immigration bill is not likely to pass this year. Millions of Mexicans marched this Saturday on the street to protest, not so much about the bill, but about the referee, who they blamed for their elimination on the World Cup.

Saddam
Saddam Hussein believes the United States will have to seek his help if they want to control the insurgency in Iraq. It seems those long 2 hours of starvation during his hunger strike have gone to his head and made him delirious.

Saddam Hussein believes the United States will have to seek his help if they want to control the insurgency in Iraq and said the authorities are going to knock at his door eventually. Authorities agreed with Saddam, they will knock at his door, give him a substantial meal, sit him in a comfortable chair and fry his ass; that will help to stop the insurgency.

Iraqi Amnesty
The Iraqi government is offering amnesty to prisoners that killed and wounded Americans. In other news WALMART has just decided to open a series of stores in Baghdad.


It's so hot
This summer has started hotter than ever in the States......It is so hot today that Ben Roethlisberger rode his bike without a helmet again.
It is so hot that illegal aliens decided to build the wall in the border just to catch some shade.
It is so hot today that Patrick Kennedy crashed into an ice cream truck.It is so hot today that Kevin Fetherline finally got up of the couch..... To turn on the fan.
It is so hot today that Britney is driving her baby dangling from the car window.

Microsoft
Microsoft is working on a series of programs that will blend phone with computers, making it easier for the NSA to tap our phones and e-mails at the same time.

Movie “Click”
“Click,” the Adam Sandler movie, is the number one movie at the box office. It is the story of a person that has a remote control capable of controlling everything in the world. People at the movie theatre wished they had this remote control to change “Click” for “Nacho Libre.”