World Cup Jokes

These are world cup jokes that I have posted throughout this month, you might find them useful....thanks
Pedro

World Cup
The US soccer team has a must win game against the Ghana national team if they wish to advance to the next round during the world cup. According to the US coach, they have a plan to get the victory; he is going to ask Angelina Jolie to adopt the 11 players from Ghana.

A heated debate in congress had a rare outcome yesterday when both Republicans and Democrats agreed that things were not working as planned and demanded to bring our men back. Both parties concluded the US soccer team should leave Germany immediately because they suck.

After watching the first match of the US soccer team in the world cup, President Bush offered Coach Bruce Arena the chance of taking care of the situation in Iraq. He could be the only person capable of planning a quick exit strategy, like the one his team will have in the world cup.

After a long session the US congress has finally agreed on the construction of a wall, not yet in the border with Mexico, but in the US National Team Goal to protect them from further embarrassment in the world cup.

Last week U.S. National Guard troops arrived in Arizona to protect the border with Mexico. The guards cannot carry guns and are not allowed to detain any illegal immigrant. They cannot stop anybody… Who did Bush send? players from the US national soccer team defense??