June 21st 2006

Mexican Elections
Mexico is holding elections in 2 weeks and the main candidates presented their political platforms. One of them is encouraging Mexicans to go to the US to find jobs; whereas the other is encouraging jobs in the US to let Mexicans take them.

World Cup
The US soccer team has a must win game against the Ghana national team if they wish to advance to the next round during the world cup. According to the US coach, they have a plan to get the victory; he is going to ask Angelina Jolie to adopt the 11 players from Ghana.

NBA finals
The Dallas Mavericks owner claimed that his team lost the NBA finals because the NBA is rigged. Apparently those comments made Fidel Castro the second most hated Cuban in Miami, Florida.

Dan Rather
Working America, the AFL-CIO union federation's affiliate for nonunion workers, is giving away a vacation to the person with the worst boss in the country. I think Dan rather is going to Disneyland for free this year.

Democratic Party
The media is reporting that the war in Iraq has divided the Democratic Party. Democratic leaders disagree with that and claim that there relationship inside the party is as cohesive as Bill and Hillarys marriage.

Underwater
A group of 21 Austrian journalists claim to have broken a world record after taking part in an underwater press conference, apparently the have not heard of Anderson Cooper, New Orleans and Katrina.

Better Hearing.
A study found that Hispanics have better hearing that white people; they can hear "la migra" from miles and miles away.