July 3rd 2006

Hi everybody, how are you doing?, Yes, the World cup is over for me, my team lost, Argentina got eliminated from the world cup, it has been sad lately, it makes writing jokes a little bit harder, let's try with some poetry....

11 steps are the ones that separate my room from the bathroom, that's why I always end up wetting the lid, as my prostate is not what it used to be
11 steps are the ones that separate me from the beautiful girls of Deja Vu because some lawmakers passed a law that doesn't let me touch their boobs.
11 steps are the ones that separated Argentina from the semifinals, after we lost in penalty kicks, who knew Argentinean players had worst aim than Cheney Dick......
(sorry I guess poetry is not my thing)

Anyhow the world cup is over for me, and like a famous Argentinean writer used to say about soccer:
Soccer is 22 players chasing a ball. With all the money they make, why don't they each buy their own soccer ball ??????

Discovery
NASA has delayed the launching of the shuttle Discovery for a second day, apparently they are waiting for Korea to launch their missile and use the Discovery to intercept it.

Elections in Mexico
Presidential elections were held yesterday in Mexico and out of 10 million possible voters that were residing abroad, only 32 thousand voted, the rest seems to be catching on with the American values.

Cheney and NASCAR
Vice president Dick Cheney visited the Pepsi 400 NASCAR race in Daytona this Saturday. Cheney was greeted by thousands of fans who happily cheered him thinking they were in the presence of "Larry the cable guy"

Vice president Dick Cheney visited the Pepsi 400 NASCAR race in Daytona this Saturday. He doesn't seem to know much about NASCAR because during his speech he told the spectators that thanks to the Bush administration, gas prices lowered, and the Pepsi 400 can go back to having 500 miles.

Asteroid.
A large asteroid is set to pass Earth in a close encounter. President Bush told reporters during a press conference that people shouldn't worry because they are going to lock Barry Bonds up .