July 14th 2006

Geneva Convention
According to Bill O’ Reilly the Geneva Convention is wrong in considering torture things like: keeping the prisoners up for 48 hours and making them disoriented, playing loud rap music to them, having female interrogators snapping their undergarments. I happen to agree with Bill that is not torture; that is a hell of a party.

Soup Nazi
The man who inspired the militant SEINFELD character THE SOUP NAZI is opening 50 new restaurants in Britain. I don’t know if he’ll be successful there, but the Soup Nazi will definitely be welcomed in France.

Old baseball player
An 83-year-old man has been declared the oldest person ever to bat in a professional baseball game when he batted in a minor league baseball game in South Dakota. (Like a broadcaster) - Swing and a miss.... his denture!!!!!!!

Kinky teacher
A former Michigan middle school band teacher admitted Thursday that she had sexual contact with six male students. Apparently everybody got laid in the band but the drummer.

Bush on tour
During his visit to Russia, president Bush and his wife pay respects at a monument honoring more than half a million people that died of hunger defending Leningrad. While there, Bush commented to his wife what a great business opportunity for Mc Donald that would have been.

Einstein
Albert Einstein's love letters to his mistresses were released Wednesday. According to the letters, while being married, Einstein had numerous affairs with all sort of women but it seems he wasn’t very fond of Japanese women though.

Entertainment
Oscar winner, Jamie Fox, was accused of a diva-like behavior during the shooting of Miami Vice because while filming in the Dominican Republic he heard some shooting near the set and demanded to return to the states immediately. Isn’t he the same guy that attends the BET rap awards and hangs around with 50 cents?