July 10th 2006

Hi everybody;
Yes, the World Cup is over, for Americans it is like any other day, for the rest of the world is going back to hell. In a Latino household, like in the Clinton’s family, the woman wears the pants and the man keeps them down, (actually that is only Bill). The world cup represents the only event in the world that would let men get away with family chores and be understood by the wife:
"Sorry Hun, I can’t take the garbage out, they are showing the best 100 corner kicks of the world cup only the ones shot with the left foot"
"Oh I’m sorry I can’t fold the clothes right now the top 10 plays of the Iranian team are on TV with the music of Pavarotti"
"You can pick up the kids, I am gonna stay home and watch Ivory Coast Vs Argentina, they are playing the entire game in slow motion...."
We were powerful! We would be able to get away with everything because it was the World Cup, and the wife, girlfriend, mother , they all understand we live for this. But now it is all over, we have to back to the daily routine, we have no excuses, life has no meaning.... "hold on honey, I’m writing jokes, I can’t do the laundry now , let me fini................

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