July 16th 2006

Coors
Beer-brewing magnate and former U.S. Senate candidate Peter Coors was arrested for drunk driving . According to political analysts this is a clear sign Coors is interested in running again as a senator.

Beer-brewing magnate and former U.S. Senate candidate Peter Coors was arrested for drunk driving. Apparently Peter Coors claimed that the alcohol in his blood wasnt his but belonged to Patrick Kennedy.

Barry Bonds
According to the press, Barry Bonds is being investigated by the grand jury for tax evasion. So instead of being indicted to the Hall of Fame, he could be indicted and end up swiping the Hall in the Pen.

According to the press, Barry Bonds is being investigated by the grand jury for tax evasion. Can you imagine the lines of inmates willing to stick syringes in his butt?