July 30th 2006

Mel Gibson
Actor Mel Gibson was arrested for driving under the influence when a breath test indicated Gibson's blood-alcohol level was way over the limit. Mel Gibson claimed that that is impossible because he had only had to chalis of wine.

Mel Gibson apologized for his erratic behavior after the Malibu police arrested him for drunk-driving. He said that this is all Jesus’s fault because he played a prank on him and changed the water he drunk into wine.

Tour of France
Floyd Lance, the Tour of France winner, tested positive for high levels of testosterone during the race and might be stripping off his title. Apparently when Ann Coulter heard the news she cancelled her participation for next year.