July 27th 2006

Breaking News
Breaking News... judging by the violent and bloody situation in the Middle East, the bombs, the deaths, the global warming, the price of gas and the uncertain future of the world , it is confirmed "the devil was definitely born this past June 6th"

U.N post
A United Nations observer post was bombed during the Middle East Conflict. A U. N. Officer said that before Israel admitted the mistake, they thought the natural suspects were the Fox News Channel people.

Gay Clinton
Conservative pundit, Ann Coulter, said in an interview that she felt Bill Clinton has latent homosexual tendencies. Apparently she became suspicious one night when Bill hit on her.

Conservative pundit, Ann Coulter, said in an interview that she felt Bill Clinton has latent homosexual tendencies. Hillary admitted that Bill is in the closet, probably at this very moment and banging an intern.

Al- Maliki
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki is visiting the United States to talk about the situation in Irak. The Prime Minister claimed he immediately felt at home in the US considering the insanely hot temperatures, the constant power outages and the violence in Washington .

During his speech to the U.S. Congress , Iraqi Prime Minister al-Maliki was heckled by a woman shouting for the troops to return home. According to security, the heckler penetrated the heavily fortified green zone.

During Maliki’s stay in the US, some reporters were curios about the content of a well secured briefcase he carries with him all the time. According to some insider, the Prime Minister hides a big juicy steak to bribe Saddam Hussein to return to Irak and take care of this mess.

It is so darn hot!!!
It is so hot even Ted Keneddy went to see the movie "Lady in the water"
It is so hot that teachers are only having sex with Eskimos students
It is so hot that John Kerry is not flip flopping just to avoid the sweat.
It is so hot that Peter Cook went to a toy store only for the air conditioning