August 14th 2006

Kim Jong-Il
According to the official North Korean news agency the biggest movie of the summer is not Pirate of the Caribbean but "Diary of a student Girl," a movie directed by North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Il. The movie was supposed to hit video stores last week but it missed.

Hillary
A bust of Hillary Clinton was unveiled this week at the Museum of Sex in Manhattan. According to the creator of the piece, she wanted to make the entire body but run out of material when she started doing Hillary’s ankles.

Terror Plot
A British Airways flight from London to New York turned around mid-flight and returned to London's Heathrow airport after a mobile phone started ringing. Apparently everybody assumed there were terrorists on board because the phone had a Dixie Chick song as a ring tone.

Checking lines at airports are longer than ever after the terror plot foiled in London. This is the first time that the checking line is longer than the line of pilots waiting to be served at the bar of the airport.

The airlines are not allowing any kind of shampoos, hair gels, make up, or spray in carry on bags. From now onwards Ryan Seacrest is only traveling by Greyhound buses.