August 10th 2006

Lieberman
Mel gibson apologized again for his anti-Semite remarks but said he was partially right when he stated Jews are the cause of most wars. He claimed he didn’t mean the war in the Middle East or past wars, he meant the war in the democratic party caused by Joe Lieberman.

Terror Attack
England foiled a terror plot against Britain and the US. Democrats raised their alert system to red, November red........

The Transportation Security Administration today said it is imposing a policy that forbids liquids or gels. Apparently that policy caused a commotion among pilots who were afraid their alcohol was going to be confiscated.

Middle East.
A conservative magazine reported of a heated discussion over the Middle East situation between president Bush and secretary of State Condoleeza Rice. Apparently Bush suggested to separate Rice of this conflict and put Howie Mandel in charge to see if he could finally reach a deal.

In a TV interview, the Iranian president said that this the era of thoughts, dialogue and cultural exchanges, not bombs... that is why he got rid of them by selling them to Hezbollah.

In other News
A recent study concluded that one extra can of soda a day can cause you to put on 15 pounds in a single year. Especially if you drink it with your daily 5 double cheeseburgers

The government in Switzerland is offering free sexual services to handicapped people. After hearing the news Charlie Sheen applied for a Swiss citizenship and started limping.

According to the Washington Post 30 percent of Americans don’t know in what year the September 11 attack occurred. Most of them believe it happened every time we got close to election time.