August 21st 2006

John Mark Karr
Boulder Colorado Investigators said they got John Mark Karr liquored up during his flight to the US to get the suspect loose to talk more about the crime. Apparently after a couple of bottles, John Mark Karr confessed he hates Jews and called the flight attendant sugar t*%@$

The media started to believe that John Mark Karr's confession in the JonBenet Ramsey’s crime is part of an elaborate hoax to be famous and are questioning his extradition to the US. Boulder Colorado investigators admitted that they know he didn’t kill JonBennet but he is definitely guilty of murdering the fashion industry wearing his pants up to his chest.

JonBenet Ramsey murder suspect John Mark Karr received the royal treatment on his flight to Los Angeles sipping champagne and eating pate, salad with walnut dressing and fried king prawn. Apparently after hearing the news OJ confessed he killed Nicole.

Terrorists Attacks
British passengers refused to allow their flight to take off until two men they feared would bring their plane down were forcibly removed. They were not referring to terrorist suspects but rather to the two drunk pilots that were supposed to fly their plane.

Racial slur
Republican congressional candidate Tramm Hudson apologized Thursday for making derogatory comments about the swimming ability of blacks. He claimed he didn’t mean to say Blacks couldn’t save a soldier who had fallen into a river in Panama 22 years ago because they don’t know how to swim, what he really wanted to say was that the Mexicans saved the Soldier because they can cross a river faster than a speedboat.

Snakes on a plane
Movie critics are shocked that the internet buzz can make a movie as bad as "Snakes on a Plane" number one in the box office. Well, if the internet bloggers can make a rich silver spoon, politically inexperienced candidate like Lamont be the democratic candidate for Connecticut, anything is possible.

Surveys
Time magazine is doing an online survey to see if people hate or love Hilary Clinton. First votes were cast and the majority said people hated Hilary, but the magazine discarded the accuracy of the poll because all the votes came from the same computer: Bill’s.

According to a recent survey, lefties are more successful and make more money than right handed people, which is inversely proportional to politics.

A new study has found that American salespeople are the most "ethically challenged" salespeople in the world, so much so they sold to the entire country that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and that Bush was a good president.