August 25th 2006

Holocaust Cartoons Contest
Iran is staging an "International Holocaust Cartoons” Contest and so far they have received 1,100 pictures to compete for the grand prize: dinner with a celebrity… Mel Gibson...

Iran is staging an "International Holocaust Cartoons” Contest and so far they have received 1,100 pictures to compete for the grand prize. 1,099 entries came from Malibu California.

Pluto
According to the International Astronomical Union we don’t have nine planets anymore because Pluto has been demoted. During a press conference Tony Snow admitted that the Bush administration is working on having a ninth planet again but with conservative values.

Leading astronomers demoted Pluto and called it a dwarf. Apparently he is not gonna be working with Mickey anymore but rather with Snow White.

In other news…
A series of explosions rocked a military bomb recycling plant at a National Guard base in northwestern Louisiana and more than 1,000 people had to be evacuated from nearby schools. Apparently security didn’t react that fast because they thought the noise of the explosions and gunshots were coming from the school.

Wal-Mart has opened a communist branch in China. I wonder; is everything in those stores going to be the same price then?

According to a CNN poll less than half of Americans believe the United States is now safer from terrorism than it was before September 11, 2001. Apparently the poll was done after Paris Hilton announced the release of her upcoming album.