August 22nd 2006

John Mark Karr
The media reported that John Mark Karr received the royal treatment on his flight to Los Angeles. Apparently pilots were pretty much upset about it, not because a creepy murder suspect was treated like a king on their flight, but because he drunk all their wine.

Cable reporters are having a feast covering the whereabouts of John Mark Karr during his staying in Bangkok. Fox News mentioned that Karr was a teacher there; CNN reported that he lived alone; and Rita Cosbi talked about a possible sex change operation...... hers.

Immigration
Border police reported that Illegal immigrants are now using bicycles to cross the Arizona desert. They couldn’t figure out yet how illegals are able to fit 20 of them in the little basket of the bicycle.

In his latest book, Pat Buchanan said that the country of Mexico has a plan to get back the lands lost by Mexico in the Mexican-American War. According to Buchanan, Mexican kids don’t celebrate their birthdays slamming a piñata just to keep a cultural tradition; they do it because they are training for the future Mexican army.

411 Info
A survey finds that the number one most requested info from 411 is phone numbers for pizza stores. The second number most requested: Heart Surgeons.

A survey finds that the number one most requested info from 411 is phone numbers for pizza stores. Scientists arrived to the conclusion that pot makes people lose their memory.

Hillary
According to a study by the Arkansas State University the more money a woman makes the more likely she is to divorce. Now we understand why Hillary gets so many anonymous donations to run for president, they probably come from Bill.

Party School of the Year
The University of Texas was voted the top party school of the year. Nobody knew that the University of Texas had such a political tradition.

Bin Laden
According to a former writer for "The Days of Our Lives", Bin Laden was obsessed with Whitney Houston. Bin laden and Bobby Brown have something in common, only 1 hit made them famous and then, they both disappeared.