September 4th 2006

Airbus A380
The Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger jet, took off with a full load of passengers for the first time Monday. The A380 can seat as many as 555 people in three classes and has the capacity of losing more luggage than three 747 combined.

The Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger jet, took off with a full load of passengers for the first time Monday. The A380 can seat as many as 555 people and can hold up to 7 perverts and 21 detectives in Business Class.

Smart?
In a recent survey, the city of Seattle was nominated the smartest city in the U.S. Would you consider smart a city that pays 4 bucks for a cup of coffee that costs 1 buck anywhere else?

Bad taste
A man in Poland who lost his tongue had it replaced with tissue from his buttocks. He said he now looks fantastic, more athletic, charming and even more intelligent. Apparently he’s been kissing his own ass since the operation.

Rush
According to some internet rumors, talk radio host Rush Limbaugh will reportedly join Katie Couric this week on the CBS Evening News. CBS executives said they wanted to release a promotional picture with the radio host but needed a team of photographers because one wasn’t enough to digitally doctor the photo and make Rush look thinner.

FEMA
Senator Conrad Burns sent a letter to Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer urging him to declare a fire state of emergency more than a month after Schweitzer had already done so. According to the Bush administration If Burns looses in the midterm elections he’s got a place already as the head of FEMA

Britney's baby
According to Kevin Federline, Britney Spears’ baby, Sean Preston, uttered his first words. He said "Dada," which already makes more sense than any of the lyrics his father has ever written.

Britney and Kevin’s baby, Sean Preston, uttered his first words. He said "Dada". Experts studied the audio and the baby’s expression and arrived to the conclusion that the baby was screaming for help.

Latinos
Only about 5,000 people marched through the streets of Los Angeles Saturday for justice for illegal immigrants. Republicans were quite happy after the march, not because there were really few Latinos compared to the last marches, but because it seems the great majority are behaving more like Americans and would rather stay home eating and watching TV.

Al Gore
During the last MTV Music Video Awards, former Vice President Al Gore showed up on stage. People don’t know yet if he did it to talk about Global Warming or to reminisce about the old MTV Awards days when the robotic move was still hip.

During the last MTV Music Video Awards, former Vice President Al Gore showed up on stage to talk about Global Warming. At the end of the ceremony most of the young stars praised Gore for his speech and left the awards in their giant Escalades and huge limousines.

Former Mexican Presidential candidate Lopez Obrador insists he was robbed in the July 2 election and will never recognize his right-wing rival as president. He said the next steps to take are quite clear, he’ll get fat, grow a beard, and maybe shoot a boring movie.