September 14th 2006

Hey I want to thanks my American friend Ken for his kindness and for posting one of my jokes on his awesome article in Newsday. I swear if one day I get my Green card I pay a round of beer to him and to everybody that posts and reads my jokes!! Thanks again!
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun144890283sep14,0,2915739.story

Bush’s Ratings
The president's approval rose modestly in the last couple of weeks. Apparently the increase comes from the new support of several unemployed Hollywood actors who hope to work in future Democrat-bashing movies.

Iran
Officials of the United Nations' International Atomic Energy Agency said in a letter to the Bush Administration that the report on Iran's nuclear capabilities contained some "erroneous, misleading and unsubstantiated statements. During a press conference Tony Snow responded: "but what about Iran’s nook-you-lur capabilities? Huh?"

Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her husband Bobby Brown, her publicist told The Associated Press on Wednesday. Apparently both of them are filing for the custody....... of the remaining crack.

Music Study
A study by a psychologist at the University of Leicester in England finds that only 1.5% of the country fans have had more than five sexual partners in the last five years, the other 98.5% have 4 or less cousins.

A study by a psychologist at the University of Leicester in England finds that 28.7% of dance music fans have had more than five sexual partners in the last five years. The other 91.3% doesn’t want to admit they had gay sex.

A study by a psychologist at the University of Leicester in England finds that 37.5% of hip-hop fans had more than five sexual partners in the last five years. Apparently only 0.05 of that total were consensual.

Air America
According to inside sources, Air America Network might be filing for Bankruptcy. Right Wing Media pundits were so excited to report the news that Rush Limbaugh didn’t even need to take Viagra that day to get aroused.

White House
The comedian and actor Sacha Baron will be a topic of conversation in the White House later this month when president Bush meets the Kazakhstan president. On that day’s agenda also: how to invade Iran, Iran a country that should be invaded, and what do we have to do before the midterm elections? Ahhh invade Iran

Cheney
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki hugged President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran during an official visit to Tehran Tuesday. During an interview Dick Cheney said that we have to invade Iraq all over again because Nouri al-Maliki has links with Iran

Barbara Walters
On the latest edition of The View, Barbara Walters claimed that her dog spoke to her. She added that the only other time she spoke with a dog was when she interviewed Camilla Parker Bowles.