October 2nd 2006

Fowley
Republican congressman Mark Foley has resigned after it was discovered that he'd sent sexually suggestive e-mails to a 16-year-old boy. The congressman claimed he thought Bush’s program was called "No child’s behind left."

Republican congressman Mark Foley has resigned after it was discovered that he'd sent sexually suggestive e-mails to a 16-year-old boy. During his resignation speech Foley said that now that he is out of congress, he’ll become a teacher.

Former Rep. Mark Foley under FBI investigation for e-mail exchanges with teenage congressional pages, has checked himself into rehabilitation facility for alcoholism treatment. Apparently attending certain parties made Foley become addicted to Jesus juice.

Give me an A
An Australian computer programmer says he found the missing "a" from Armstrong's famous first words from the moon in 1969 "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." He found that Armstrong said the "a" too quickly making it inaudible. If we could not find an "a" in 37 years imagine how long is going to take us to find a set of bowels and consonants like" bin Laden"

An Australian computer programmer says he found the missing "a" from Armstrong's famous first words from the moon in 1969 "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Apparently he found the "a" together with a C, a U and a T from the director of the video.

Saudi Fence
Saudi Arabia went ahead Wednesday with plans to build a fence along its five-hundred-mile border with Iraq. Apparently illegal immigration was getting out of control, 20 Iraqis were crossing the border in only one camel.

Saudi Arabia went ahead Wednesday with plans to build a fence along its five-hundred-mile border with Iraq.
The Saudis saw the devastated effects immigration had in America like the "Carlos Mencia" show.

Saudi Arabia has said it is pushing ahead with plans to build a 900km fence along its border with Iraq in an attempt to improve security. Apparently the Saudis are sure that Iraq has immigrants of mass destruction.