January 7th 2006

New Congress
Republicans believe that with Democrats taking control of congress the country is inevitably heading down the drain.... And we thought that the hope for an improvement would only come from the Democrats.

The U.S. House of Representatives, after installing its new Democratic leadership, voted 430-1 to ban lawmakers accepting gifts from lobbyists. Apparently the only one that voted against the ban still believes Santa is the one that brings the presents

In a day of ceremony and historic change, Rep. Nancy Pelosi became the first female speaker of the house. Well it seems they do not know my wife and have not visited my house.

Democrats said they expect a new spirit of bipartisanism. Unfortunately some Republican congressmen made it very clear that they only like men.

Oil
Oil prices have dropped to their lowest level in the last year and a half. Apparently the 3 Wise Men will afford to drive their new Hummer instead of riding camels.

Bush
President Bush said that in days he will launch a plan for Iraq. In 720 days exactly…

Rudy Giuliani's secret plan to run for the White House was leaked to the New York Daily News on Tuesday. That would never be a problem for Bush who has never planned anything…

Gates
According to Bill Gates, robots will be part of our day-to-day life in the near future. I didn’t know Gates was behind the Al Gore candidacy for president.