December 10th 2006

Mark Foley
The House ethics committee found that no rules were broken in Republicans' handling of Foley's case and that the former Florida congressman did not break any rules and won’t be punished. In fact Mark Foley is so innocent, that congress is thinking of putting him in charge of the Congress ‘s daycare center.

Congress
Federal prosecutors say a Vancouver man has faked retardation for the past decade. Just the opposite of Congressmen.

The 109th Congress, which is history after this weekend’s final flurry of legislative activity, met for less time than any Congress in half a century. Congressmen are getting more efficient now, they need less days to screw things even worse.

The elected congress plans to work five days a week starting in January. It seems this future congress don’t care about spending time with their families said a group of lobbyists.

Iraq Study group
The Iraq study group issued 79 recommendations for improvement in Iraq, obvious recommendations that most of the people have been suggesting since the insurgency broke up, making us all feel like scholars.