november 29th 2006

Fidel Castro
Festivities have begun in Havana to celebrate Fidel Castro's 80th birthday even though his actual birthday was long time ago. That shows the difference between Castro and Bush. Because President Bush did the opposite with the war in Iraq, we celebrated way before a victory.

Festivities have begun in Havana to celebrate Fidel Castro's 80th birthday. Every year Cuba celebrates Castro’s birthday with a tradition called "Black Friday" which is the day Havana’s police borrows all the candles in the city for Castro’s cake causing a forced blackout.

Iraq
According to a recent study, Americans are too much involved in the shopping season to really care about the ongoing war in Iraq. Most Americans disagree with that report claiming they are shopping for huge Hi-Def TV’s so they can have a better and more realistic picture of what’s going on in the Middle East.

Bush’s Library
President Bush plans to raise $500-million to build his presidential library. Actually the building of the library and the content might cost only a small percentage, the rest is for future fines for not having clear fire exits.

Breaking News
Breaking news.... NBC has called the so called "War on Christmas" a Civil War.

Crack Break
In Connecticut, a guy running from the police got caught after he paused for a break to smoke some crack. The cops caught up with him immediately after they were done with their donut break.

Rocky
In order to make his portrayal in the upcoming movie "Rocky Balboa" as realistic as possible, Sylvester Stallone trained like a real boxer and denied his wife of any sexual contact. Fortunately for Stallone’s wife, the young pool boy didn’t.

Women
According to a new study, women talk three times as much as men. The same study reveals men listen 1/3 as much as women.