November 21st 2006

Michael Richards
"Seinfeld" co-star Michael Richards flew into an onstage racially-charged tirade at an L.A. comedy club this past weekend. Richard apologized and explained that those comments are pretty common in his country of Kazakhstan.

"Seinfeld" co-star Michael Richards flew into an onstage racially-charged tirade at an L.A. comedy club this past weekend. It seems somebody got an overdose of soup from the "soup Nazi".

Former "Seinfeld" co-star Michael Richards lost his cool at the Laugh Factory comedy club in Los Angeles, making racial statements that left the crowd in awe. His manager is afraid that this could ruin his "rerun" career.

People at the Laugh Factory in LA were appalled by racists comments that former "Seinfeld" co-star Michael Richards made to a group of African American hecklers. Apparently Richard said on stage that these black people attend parties at the playboy mansion and date white women.

OJ and Fox
After a firestorm of criticism, Fox has canceled the O.J. Simpson book and television special, “If I Did It.” Apparently O.J. refused to hypothesize the killing of his wife with the help of the Democrats.

Fox network has canceled the O.J. Simpson book and television special, "If I Did It." Rumors are O.J. has principles and would never work with a network that has liars like Hanitty and O’Reilly.

Fox network has canceled the O.J. Simpson book and television special, “If I Did It.” Rupert Murdoch had to give up after a firestorm of criticism, especially when some people found out Fox wanted Seinfeld" co-star Michael Richards to host the interview.

Bush
Bush’s approval rating continues sinking. The president right now is in a tie with O.J. and Michael Richards.

Tom Cruise
Opera Star Andrea Bocelli serenaded newlyweds Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at their nuptials in his native Italy on Saturday. When Bocelli was asked about the ceremony he said that even he could see that this was all baloney.

Long Cigar
Tampa cigar makers broke the record for the world's longest cigar at 101 feet, a sign the country is turning Democrat again.

Tampa cigar makers broke the record for the world's longest cigar at 101 feet, or 20 interns.