November 9th 2006

Candidates
Political analysts believe that the Democratic candidate for Tennessee, Harold Ford, might have lost because of a racist ad where a bare-shouldered blonde winks into the camera and asks him to "call her". Just when you think things couldn't get any worse for Ford, he’s been calling the blonde since the election and now that he lost she would not even answer.

Political analysts believe that Senator George Allen lost the elections in Virginia for several racist comments he made against minorities. Ironically, his party now became one.

Rumsfeld
President Bush is nominating Texas A&M President, Robert Gates, as his new Secretary of Defense, which is perfect for his new job as he has a lot of experience with torture from fraternity hazing.

It has been a tough week for Iraqis. First they danced on the streets to celebrate Saddam’s conviction, and now Rumsfeld’s exit.

Finally Rumsfeld found an exit strategy… getting fired.

Dogs
Authorities in Beijing will allow only one dog per family.... but all the potatoes you want with it.

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan crashed her car again Tuesday. Apparently she was being chased by Kevin Federlaine, desperate to marry someone famous.

Nancy Pelosi
Most of the right wing media pundits are totally against Nancy Pelosi because she is a liberal and will bring to congress the “San Francisco” values. I think she is perfect to control congress, especially with all the gay outing that occurred there lately, someone from San Francisco will feel right at home.

Before Election Day several pollsters said the elections results were tough to predict because Republicans were tightening the race. I guess the only thing tightening that day was Nancy Pelosi’s face after a botox injection to get ready to give the victory speech.