November 3rd 2006

The Bird
A woman in Washington State has been fired for flipping the bird to President Bush. The Bush administration is very concerned because if this example catches on the unemployment rate could dramatically increase.

Evangelical Scandal
The president of the National Association of Evangelicals, an outspoken opponent of gay marriage, was accused yesterday of paying to have sex with a male escort. Do you know the difference between evangelical pastors and Catholics priests? Evangelicals pay before having gay sex, Catholics pay after, when they have to settle their cases.

Saddam Trial
Saddam Hussein's trial for crimes against humanity could return a verdict today in Baghdad. Some reporters speculate that if found guilty he could get the chair, the fire squad, or even worse: put back in power.

Voting
Hispanic activists said they're disappointed in the results of their voter registration drive. They only signed up one hundred and fifty thousand new registered voters that they drove to register in only 4 vans.

India
The country of India is beginning to experience its own obesity epidemic. Well, sure, the only thing they do is sit on their asses all day and ask us if we have reset our PC’s yet.....