October 23rd 2006

Iraq
A bomb rigged to a bicycle tore through a crowded outdoor market south of Baghdad on Saturday, killing at least 18 people. That tells you how bad things are going in Iraq that even Iraqis cannot afford gas for a car bomb.

Saddam
Saddam Hussein will be sentenced on November 5 and probably executed on the 6th, just one day before Election Day. Apparently Republicans want to clean the fire squad schedule before the elections in case they lose and need to use it with some of their own people.

Wesley Snipes
Hollywood star Wesley Snipes, wanted in the United States for dodging millions of dollars in taxes, is filming a new movie in Namibia where there’s no extradition. According to the actor’s manager the name of the movie Snipes is shooting "The One Hundred Year War" and the actor will probably also stay to film the sequel.

Midterm Elections
This weekend the hope of victory arouse among GOP strategists of a midterm election defeat that seemed inevitable. Republicans strategists believe that if the Auckland Raiders could win, anything is possible.

Vice President Dick Cheney has been touring the country helping Republican candidates raise millions of dollars in fundraisers. People are willing to pay thousands of dollars for a chance to insult the vice president face to face.

Books
Republican Bill Crozier, a candidate for Oklahoma suggests that students can defend themselves from school shooters by using thick used textbooks to stop bullets fired at them. President Bush is willing to donate his entire library.

Republican Bill Crozier, a candidate for Oklahoma suggests that students can defend themselves from school shooters by using thick used textbooks to stop bullets fired at them. Most Republicans suggested the use of Bob Woodward’s book as a shield and if it possible with the author as well.

Barred troops
Thousands of U.S. troops are barred from being shipped out because they're deep in debt and the military’s believed to be vulnerable to bribery and treason. Now we understand why the Bush administration is working so hard in improving the economy, we need more soldiers to invade Iran.

Thousands of U.S. troops are barred from being shipped out because they're deep in debt and the military’s believed to be vulnerable to bribery and treason. Maybe we could use the same common sense for congress.