October 20th 2006

NBC Cuts
NBC Universal said Thursday it would cut 700 jobs. Apparently the new show "1 against 100" is now called “1 against 42,” they just fired the rest

Have you seen the NBC show "Fear Factor?” It is about NBC employees being called to the HR department.

NBC Universal said Thursday it would cut 700 jobs. The budget cuts have already forced some changes in NBC: the new show Friday Night Lights will be shot on Friday Mornings to save energy.

NBC Universal said Thursday it would cut 700 jobs. Apparently the show "America’s Got Talent" has changed to "Mexicans also Got Talent, and are a lot cheaper.”

NFL Threat
According to the Department of Homeland Security Seven National Football League facilities are the targets of a terrorist threat on the Internet. Officials immediately looked at the possibility of Terrel Owens being used as a suicide bomber.

Chubbies
According to the World Health Organization, the world just hit a new milestone: one billion chubbies. Working on hitting one chubby this weekend? Bill Clinton