October 30th 2006

Hi there, I know most of you guys don't give a d.... about soccer but today happens to be the birthday of the best soccer player of all times, a magician with the soccer ball, someone that gave my country moments of happiness when everything was going down hill so "Happy Birthday Diego Maradona!!! Today is also MY BIRTHDAY, and I wish I inherited some of his talent with the soccer ball because I don't think I would be writing jokes if that was the case.......

Midterm Elections
According to a recent study, in the last 2 weeks, 90% of the money used in the latest political campaign was destined to run negative ads. Ironically those are the ads the candidates used to describe themselves.

President Bush yesterday yelled himself hoarse in his first public political rally of the 2006 election campaign. Some Republican candidates believe his chances of winning have now improved tenfold.

Halloween
This past weekend, due to Halloween, most f the TV channels aired scary programs. NBC showed Friday the 13th, ABC aired Psycho and C-Span aired a debate between two political candidates running for the midterm elections.

This Halloween political candidates won’t stop their political campaigns and will continue to rally to try to conquer the American vote. Some superstitious Republican candidates will be careful though not to say the word Bush 3 times in front of a mirror because the president might show up.

Iraq
A government audit of the military's weaponry has found that 14,030 weapons that were purchased for Iraqi security forces are missing. Some security officials suspect they ended up in the hands of some high school kids in America.

In other news...
New Scientist reported on a condition Tuesday called "sexsomnia" where people demand sex while they are asleep. It shouldn’t be a big problem unless you happen to nap at work.