October 26th 2006

Michael J Fox Ad
During his radio show, Rush Limbaugh imitated how Michael J Fox shook during a political ad. Paramedics had to be called to the studio because Limbaugh has never exercised that hard in his entire life.

During a press conference yesterday, President Bush said that despite the struggle, we are winning the war in Iraq. Several reporters suspect that he, like Michael J Fox, could be off his medication.

Gay Marriage
New Jersey's highest court opened the door Wednesday to allow gay marriage. Apparently it opened the back door.

Stuck in vending Machine
A three-year-old boy in Wisconsin crawled into a vending machine and got stuck. Madonna passed by and bought another baby for less than a dollar.

A three-year-old boy in Wisconsin crawled into a vending machine and got stuck. Apparently Michael Jackson ordered some of those machines for his Neverland Ranch.

Mel Gibson
According to a Lebanese newspaper, two Israeli F-16 warplanes fired shots as well as anti-missile defense against a German vessel that was patrolling Lebanon’s water as part of the UN force in the Arab country. Mel Gibson couldn’t help it and sarcastically smiled about it.

Hurricane Paul
Hurricane Paul approached Mexico's west coast from the Pacific Monday with winds going at a hundred miles an hour. The high winds blew hundred of Mexicans to this side of the border.

New York Bathroom
Men who live as women can now legally use women's rest rooms in New York's transit system. Hundred of women have already complained about wet lids.