October 24th 2006

Hey there, a friend of mine, Kaci, a talented comedian, participated in a great project and could be my ticket to Hollywood (she doesn't know that). She (I) need your vote. PLease go to www.jibjab.com
to the section called "The Great Sketch experiment" and vote for the one called "Tom & Tina" . By way Kaci is not only funny but really hot.....thanks......

Halloween
Halloween is just around the corner and companies have already started making millions selling scary costumes and masks. So far this year the most sold product is the Nancy Pelosi mask which horrifies Democrats and Republicans alike.

Hillary
Sen. Hillary Clinton's GOP challenger claims the former first lady used to be ugly, and had spent millions of dollars on plastic surgery to improve her appearance. Apparently Hillary ran out of money when the time came to start working on her ankles.

Kenny Rogers
Detroit Tiger Kenny Rogers used some illegal dirt on his pitching hand to facilitate a victory in game 3 of the World Series. It seems Rogers has learned a lot from the latest political campaign.

Google
In an interview on CNBC, President Bush said that he doesn’t e-mail that much, but uses Google to pull up maps. Unfortunately the president never looked for the map of Iraq to find an exit.

Oprah
Madonna will be on "Oprah" to talk about her recent adoption of a 13-month old African child named David. Apparently at the end of the show Oprah will be giving away African kids to everyone in the audience. “You get a kid! You get a kid! You get a Kid too!”

Priests
The second of two Florida priests charged with spending church money on gambling trips, rare coins and a girlfriend has surrendered to authorities. The Vatican says the priest has serious chances to become the future pope as none the accusations involved any kids.

Economy
Republican strategists can’t seem to make the economy the main issue in these upcoming elections surrounded by scandals and allegations of all sorts. Maybe if the GOP finds a way to trade the sex scandals in the Dow Jones the media would pay more attention.

Elections
With the election set for two weeks from today, officials have started preparations by testing the city’s voting machines. Democrat’s allegations of fraud regarding electronic voting has quieted as Mark Foley, one of the few Republicans that knew about computers, is in rehab.