October 25th 2006

Hey there, a friend of mine, Kaci, a talented comedian, participated in a great project and could be my ticket to Hollywood (she doesn't know that). She (I) need your vote. PLease go to www.jibjab.comto the section called "The Great Sketch experiment" and vote for the one called "Tom & Tina" . By way Kaci is not only funny but really hot.....thanks......

Free Press
According to the group Reporters Without Borders, the U.S. fell from the 17th to the 53rd position in the ranking of countries in terms of media freedom. The report was released several months ago, but it was censored until yesterday.

According to the group "Reporters Without Borders," Iran and Saudi Arabia are the worse countries in the world in terms of freedom of press. Unfortunately nobody in those countries will ever get to know this.

Mark Foley
Reporters confirmed that former congressman Mark Foley will leave rehab on the first days of November. Apparently doctors scheduled the release after Halloween so the congressman won’t fall off the wagon tempted with all the kids going trick or treating.

Michael J Fox
Radio host Rush Limbaugh claimed that actor Michael J Fox purposefully stayed out of his Parkinson medication to shoot an ad asking people to vote for the Democrats. The argument has some validity because if there’s someone that knows about drugs, that person is Rush Limbaugh.

In a powerful TV commercial ran during the World Series, actor Michael J Fox shakes uncontrollably while asking people to vote for the Democrats because they do not oppose stem cell research. Other candidates also showed up shaking in various TV ads, but it was just because they are afraid people will notice they are lying.

Dennis Hastert
U.S House Speaker Dennis Hastert testified yesterday for nearly three hours before the House Ethics Committee on the Mark Foley scandal. When he left the meeting, Hastert immediately summoned a press conference and begged for a sandwich.

Bush
In an interview with CNBC, President Bush said he uses the program Google Earth to look at his ranch while wishing he was there. Some republicans and democratic candidates want to make that wish a permanent reality.