October 29th 2006

Germs
With more and more politicians shaking hands for the upcoming midterm elections , hand sanitizers products have become the most common germ killers during their political campaigns. Apparently voters know the danger of shaking hands with those who have them very dirty.

Immigration
Hurricane Paul approached Mexico's west coast from the Pacific with winds going at a hundred miles an hour. When Hurricane Paul got to the Mexican coast, it bought a Mexican sombrero, a margarita, and hired Hurricane Juan and Hurricane Jose to start blowing .

President Bush signed a bill Thursday authorizing 700 miles of new fencing along the U.S.-Mexico border improving the chances for the National Mexican team of Poll-vaulting in the Beijing 2008 Olympics.

Shark
Tommy Johnson, the tuba player whose ominous notes put teeth into the shark theme for the movie "Jaws," died . Rumor has it he was killed by a stingray.

Elections
The latest Associated Press-AOL News poll found that middle-class voters are embracing the Democratic Party and fleeing the GOP. Republicans were shocked by this poll because they thought by now they have totally destroyed the middle class in America.