October 27th 2006

George Allen
Senator George Allen unleashed a press release late Thursday that shows excerpts of Jim Webb’s books in which the Virginia candidate wrote graphic underage sex scenes. By Friday morning the book became a best seller with the tons of orders they got from congress.

In other news
According to a new study by University College London, last year, 16% of men under the age of 70 had absolutely no sex. In a written statement Paris Hilton said she is working hard to reduce that number.

You know what’s Democrats favorite TV show? "Project Cut and Runway."

Republicans ran a TV ad saying that candidate Harold Ford Jr. attended a party at the playboy mansion and was interested in women. Apparently a straight candidate nowadays seems preposterous.

According to a list compiled by AskMen.com, George Clooney is the No. 1 man's man. Hilary Clinton came in close second.