November 7th 2006

Kirstey Alley
Kirstey Alley stayed true to her word and appeared on "Oprah" yesterday in a bikini. The GOP doesn’t rest a minute and continue with its scare tactics even a day before elections.

Nancy Pelosi
Today, before casting her vote , House minority leader Nancy Pelosi was no smiles, not so much because of polls that show Republicans tightening the race, but rather because the botox wouldn’t let her smile.

Election Day
Vice President Dick Cheney will spend Election Day on his first hunting trip of the season. Apparently Cheney will go around voting places shooting anyone that looks Democrat.

Today is Election Day, or as some people call it "Dawn of the Dead…" Some dead people get up to vote, and some candidates are already dead before voting starts.

In other news
The Backstreet Boys are recording a new album. They are convinced they have a chance of a comeback considering all the gay outing in Capitol Hill.

In other news, tonight, great show, in "closed mic" Tuesday: "John Kerry…"