November 6th 2006

Borat
The movie Borat opened number 1 at the box office. The movie is a story of a reporter that comes from a country where men are misogynist and people very racist and decides to visit the US where he feels right at home.

Elections
President Bush has been encouraging Republican voters to ask Democratic candidates what plan they have to win the war. Democrats claimed they don’t want to say their plan because they don’t want terrorists to know.

Gay Marriage
It seems lately more and more Republicans are coming out of the closet, which sort of explains why they are so much against gay marriage; they want to protect their own people.

Saddam Hussein
Before Saddam’s sentence, Iraqi officials were truly concerned chaos could have erupted in the streets of Baghdad. Apparently their problem was that they would never notice the difference from a regular day.

Saddam’s death sentence was celebrated by thousands of Iraqis in the streets of Baghdad. Apparently they were really happy because they will finally get to see something else on Iraqi TV besides Saddam’s boring trial.

Reporters say that Saddam’s lawyers will appeal his sentence and that reaching a final verdict might take years. Coincidentally this Monday Dick Cheney is going hunting with Saddam’s lawyers.

Jubilant Shiites marched by the hundreds Monday, celebrating Saddam’s Hussein conviction and death sentence, what proves Karl Rove was right all along, the 72-hour final GOP push before the elections is working wonders....in Iraq.

Foley Rehab
Mark Foley opted to remain in alcohol rehab Wednesday rather than leave when his thirty-day stay is up. He is doing much better, he now likes 19-year-olds and older.

Former Congressman Mark Foley will remain in treatment for alcoholism much longer than actor Mel Gibson. Apparently it takes longer to cure you of alcoholic pedophilia than alcoholic racism.